Corrupted Ipsum
In publishing and graphic design, lorem ipsum is the name given to commonly used placeholder text (filler text) to demonstrate the graphic elements of a document or visual presentation, such as font, typography, and layout. The lorem ipsum text, which is typically a nonsensical list of semi-Latin words, is an edited version of a Latin text by Cicero, with words/letters omitted and others inserted, but not proper Latin. The closest English translation would be "pain itself" (dolorem = pain, grief, misery, suffering; ipsum = itself).It is however, very boring.
And looking at the same very boring text every day makes people do funny things, like coming up with more entertaining things to replace it with:
Safe for work version:
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. Collaboratio maximi momenti est, quia eis alterum scopum praebet. Lingua speciem involutam praebet, sed sat cito eam comprehendes. Peritissimos semper praevidere possumus, rudi autem periculosi sunt. Illiud Latine dici non potest, atque memento nulli Romanorum qui locutionem tuam corrigant. Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? Credo Elvem ipsum etian vivere. Vescere bracis meis, ita erat quando hic adveni. Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus. Illius me paenitet, dux, die dulce fruimini.
translation:
But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. I think some people in togas are plotting against me. I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear. Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at. It looks like a tricky language, but you'll get the hang of it pretty quickly. Professionals are predictable, it is the amateurs who are dangerous. You can't say that in Latin and remember, there aren't any Romans around to correct your pronounciation How much wood would a woodchuck chuck is a woodchuck could chuck wood? I think that Elvis is still alive. Eat my shorts, it was that way when I got here. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Sorry about that, chief, have a nice day.